NINETY

Mar 15, 2008 10:40

Let's not talk about the other day. Actually, better idea, let's not and say we did. At this juncture, I could use a good lie.



Lovely day, isn't it? Wonderful to drive around with the wind in your hair, and I'd be more than happy to help with making that dream a reality; Robin's the name, and I'd like to sell you a car. Hardly used, and in perfectly workable condition, the 'used' part really only drives the price down so it's perfectly viable for your consumption. And seeing as I really do have no use for the thing, and the continual upkeep is burning a hole in my funds, I'd be happy to put the it in some good and capable hands.

Starting price... 100 Violets? That's roughly a thousand-or-so dollars, for the Americans... For everyone else, if my math is correct, which I wouldn't doubt, and the dollar hasn't sunk into the ocean, about 99,010¥, 500€? Maybe 1000 Canadian, too. A metaphorical killing, but I really must get rid of the thing.

[ ooc This is a placeholder, one, so comments may be sporadic, or possibly backdated, or whatever. If the car doesn't get sold by the end of the various threads, I'm giving it to an NPC. Because while Robin is canonically a car salesman, I have no faith in my slimey Loman-speak. Secondly, currency calculations are rounded averages of things that Robin should know off the top of his head. Thirdly, yes, that is George's old car, which was given to him by Arion, and it really is in good condition... besides that sex on the roof thing :x Fourth, strikes are gone. Lastly, he will give you the thing for objects that aren't currency or services rendered, but absolutely no selling on credit, and any other detail can be hashed out by you somehow contacting me, I want to get this done. A-also, if you want me to cut the picture, I'd be happy to :'D!]

which name am i using today, arion, old habits don't die, george = ;_;, monogamous sex is rotting your brain, georgia~, needz moar tags, old vices die hard, george, life of a salesman, old habits die hard, no soul thus salesman, rob fellows: car salesman, freud wore women's panties, bmoc, post-curse, heroism can be so banal, money is fun, ishiah, vices are good, unf, loman, i'll keep the money, robin fucking goodfellow

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