FOURTY-FOUR (for tactic)

[tehpuck]

...Interesting.

Please form lines a respectable distance away from my house, the leftmost line for those who've met me before, the middle line for... special friends and the right line for those wanting an autograph.

Mind you, any possessions lost while in line are not my concern.

Thank you for your time.

Comments

[goldenlibido]

Ah.. I remember you.

[tehpuck]

Leftmost line for you, then.

[goldenlibido]

But I don't want an autograph?...

[tehpuck]

Everyone wants an autograph. They just don't know it, yet.

[ellimental]

You, Mr Fellows, are quite sexy, I have to admit. It must be the hair. And I really should read those books.

[tehpuck]

It's the everything.

And no library could hold all the books written about me, but the attempt is appreciated.

[ellimental]

Ooh, agreed. So, do you have abs or what?

Well, from what I heard, the books are more about Cal, but you're in them too~ It's on my "To Read" List. You three totally caught my interest~

[tehpuck]

Like a washboard.

...Books about Cal? Why would anyone want to read those? They would consist entirely of depressing poetry, anti-suicide pep-talks and his endless adoration for, well... me.

[overload]

What if you're in all three groups?

[tehpuck]

Then the middle line for you! You can get an autograph ...afterwards.

[overload]

Oh really~? That'd better be a promise now.

[tehpuck]

Cross my heart and hope someone else dies.

[reaping_havoc]

You're just eating this up, aren't you.

"Special" friends?

[tehpuck]

I think I rather am.

Special friend.

[reaping_havoc]

I'd stop by but somehow, this doesn't seem a good day to go wandering out into the street.

[tehpuck]

I'd have to agree, they may rip us apart... and however dead you may be, I can't imagine it would be pleasant.

[kaellana]

You're a really confident guy, aren't you?

[tehpuck]

If you were me? You would be, too.

[kaellana]

Sometimes confidence is cute.

[tehpuck]

Especially with me.