Well, while everyone’s otherwise occupied with the vital task of making me deaf, I’d like to make short and sweet mention of what hopefully will not become a crucial factor in my continued life, here or otherwise.

Everyone?

This is... someone. I’m not really sure. I don’t really careThe important thing is, however unfortunately for him, he isn ( Read more... )

...Interesting.

Please form lines a respectable distance away from my house, the leftmost line for those who've met me before, the middle line for... special friends and the right line for those wanting an autograph.

Mind you, any possessions lost while in line are not my concern.

Thank you for your time.