Post anything that you want, and post it anonymously. Anything. A story, a secret, a confession, a thought, a fear, a love, an opinion -- anything. Be sure to post anonymously and honestly. Post twice if you'd like. Then, put this in your LJ to see what your friends (and perhaps others who you don't even realize read your LJ) have to say.
Does anyone want to be my friend? I think I'd be a good friend. I don't lie, break promises, or tell other peoples' secrets. I've also lost the ability to carry on a conversation, so I'd be a great listener, too. Look, I even have good grammar.
Crackhead: Yeah, I'm kind of known around here as the sheriff of the North Shore. Local guy: Yeah? Well, then I'm the mayor. Passing Australian surfer: I want to be prime minister.
actually, i think that was probably actually worse i was looking forward to (bad choice of words. "anticipating" would fit better) an all-out yellingscreamingihateyou fight