So...I accidentally a full-time job.

As a children's librarian.

In my hometown.

You know that image of Freddie Mercury with one fist raised in triumph? (Here.) That's me right now.

Although I'm singing "Killer Queen" instead of "We Are the Champions," because I like it better.

My life has been pretty boring of late, so here is a picture of me with turquoise hair.

( Teal, dear. )

I have been temporarily farmed out to a library that is even smaller and even quieter than my own. They get busy after school, because they're across the street from the middle school, but until three o'clock? It's like a tomb in there ( Read more... )

So last week I did story-time with my kids. We made zebras by putting white horse cutouts in a pan and rolling around some marbles dipped in black paint. One mother liked the alligator song so much that she asked me for a print-out so that she could sing it with her kids laterAnd then at the end of story time, I gave the kids a choice. I told them ( Read more... )

Bought Red Glove yesterday at 3pm.

Finished Red Glove this morning at 4am.

Guyyyys, Holly Black is awesome and you should be reading these books. The first one is called White CatAnd now I am going to wax giddy about the system of magic in these books, because I just think it's the coolest damn thing ever ( Read more... )

This is what's on my mind at 4:00 in the morning: Where the HELL is all the fic where Neal from White Collar and Eames from Inception do crime and have sex and wear stupidly expensive suits? And Moz finds out about extraction/inception and starts wearing a tinfoil hat?

Bring me this fic, Internet. Bring it to me so that I do not have to write it.

On the occasion of sineala's LJ anniversary, a miniature Latin Professionals fic, set in her amazing Miles Scortillusque universe.

Beta-read by classicguybrary, Classics major extraordinare. If there are any mistakes, they're mine, not his ( Read more... )

In the words of a toddler who used to live next door, "Look what Sarah did!"

( Picspam to dye for )

So I guess I accidentally did that WIP meme that's going around--the crossover WIPs, at least. There's also a component that says you can ask for a snippet from one of the WIPs, so if any of these cracky things interest you, feel free to ask ( Read more... )

Okay, sineala was talking about how fandom can pigeonhole you into one genre--like being the weird AU-and-crossover girl. So I figured now might be a good time for a full confession ( Read more... )