Crossovers: Srs bsnss.

[tears_of_nienna]

This is what's on my mind at 4:00 in the morning: Where the HELL is all the fic where Neal from White Collar and Eames from Inception do crime and have sex and wear stupidly expensive suits? And Moz finds out about extraction/inception and starts wearing a tinfoil hat?

Bring me this fic, Internet. Bring it to me so that I do not have to write it.