success is in the eye of the beholder.

[teabeard]

I've done my good deed for the day: I found a pair of fancy Dolce and Gabbana sunglasses at the bus stop this morning, and turned them into the CATS lost and found. A friend asked me why the hell I didn't keep them. What the HELL am I going to do with a pair of D&G sunglasses? Look like a fucking moron? Almost every piece of clothing I own is

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[amativus]

Hahaha, good on you. I found Missoni sunglasses on the bus but there is no lost and found and I didn't have any sunglasses so I like to think I simply gave them a new home.

[shieldkitten]

You left out groping a teacher, you scandalous wench. ::loves on and boogies::

[sarasamsara]

I found some expensive, huge ass Nicole Richie-looking glasses at work and I wear them everywhere now.

[teabeard]

HAHA.
They would totally be cute on you, bigger than your head and such.

[le_film]

What did you do that was very illegal?

When you pointed out that there is only two months left in the year, I got this cold feeling in my stomach.

[teabeard]

As I often do. [gulp.]

[magenta_moon]

wait you did something VERY illegal and I was not in on it? I am hurt.

[teabeard]

That's pretty funny, considering you were the first person I called at 2am to tell.