I find people that I admire, and I learn them. I learn the image which I interpret to be Him, or Her ( Read more... )

I've done my good deed for the day: I found a pair of fancy Dolce and Gabbana sunglasses at the bus stop this morning, and turned them into the CATS lost and found. A friend asked me why the hell I didn't keep them. What the HELL am I going to do with a pair of D&G sunglasses? Look like a fucking moron? Almost every piece of clothing I own is ( Read more... )

If you could have any one thing in the world right now, what would it be?

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thing1  /θɪŋ/ -noun

1. a material object without life or consciousness; an inanimate object ( Read more... )

I think life is being a bitch to me because I am being a notable thunder cunt.
It's like, "You Cunty McCunterson, stop trying to out-bitch me!"
And I'm like, YEAH. FLOAT AWAY FROM ME. FLOAT AWAY.

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I haven't slept properly in days.

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ARGH ROBOTS.

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Oui Marie baguette bon soir!FRENCH TOAST ( Read more... )

STUPID UNWRITTEN PAPER ( Read more... )

Because my dorkiness knows no bounds, I have been planning the days of my vacation week ( Read more... )

I passed through the shadow of Jupiter,
and I thought about you.Man alive ( Read more... )

Last night was not a good night ( Read more... )

Although this quote is about Janis Joplin, it is nevertheless horribly accurate in the deconstructing of Tea and her Issues™:

"If she bristled at having her independence compromised by an intimate relationship, she nevertheless despaired at belonging to no one."Story of my life ( Read more... )

You know when Life does that thing? That thing where it waits, undetected, in the shadows for you to get a solid grounding. That thing where, once you've found stability, it pulls the rug right out from under you. That thing. That fucker of a fuck ( Read more... )