I plumbed the depths of my homosexuality this weekend. I saw the one and only Dolly Parton in concert. When I wasn't clutching Seth's poor knee to avoid clutching my breast in ecstasy (yes, I was THAT guy), I was breathing hard and staring slack-jawed at the sweetest, liveliest, wonderfullest woman that I have ever seen grace the stage. I'm not ( Read more... )

LJ Interests meme results

1. beck:
   
2. caravaggio:
   I think he was a pedophile, but that's not why I like him.
3. film school:
   I am now in film school and reevaluating it's presence on my "interests" list--well, on Mondays at least.
4. guffman:
   Who's on top now?
5. men:
   mm-hmm

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2. Pass it on.
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In these final days of the CalArts academic year, the film school sponsors Bijou Week. This involves student film screenings from noon until midnight for 5 days. After sitting through approximately 12 total hours of this my eyes are going crossed. I want to ban the use of electronic music in student films. I can't count how many distorted ( Read more... )

I haven't been livejournaling in a while because I hate writing entries while sitting in the middle of school computer labs. Guess what, bitches. I got a computer. Yes, I am now among the internet connected. I will probably find some other excuse to avoid writing entries, but for now, I can only blame my own sloth and lack of any details in my ( Read more... )

Some things I love about Oklahoma ( Read more... )

Yes, friends, I am back in the hell-hole known as Oklahoma. I am convinced that this is one of the worst places on earth, just behind Atlantic City. I can't go anywhere without seeing FOX fucking "News" Channel. I forgot how much I hated Bill O'Reilly until I was stuck in Mama Lou's (local coffee shop catering to old men who should have stopped ( Read more... )

I just met David Sedaris because he was signing books for the Strand. He inscribed my book: "To Taylor, You're straight trippin'" He said he saw that on a shirt last night and thought it would make a great inscription. Ummm...I was awkard and retarded, as is usually the case when I feel any pressure whatsoever to to come across as the opposite ( Read more... )

Emily is gone for two weeks. boo ( Read more... )

I hate the strand ( Read more... )