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This song has been stuck in my head for literally days now.
Pink Martini - Que Sera Sera -
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After you die...
the Beetlejuice Waiting Room
After death, you will end up in an overcrowded waiting room sitting beside Beetlejuice. You've been given the number 736 076 827 378 919 023, but they are currently serving number 3. Good Luck.
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Whenever I read about too many current events I feel like the Apocalypse must be near.
A few examples...
A frozen squirrel has fallen from the sky. Shit is also falling from the sky. A giant owl has been trying to eat dogs. An octopus has turned up in someone's drain. Coulrophobia is apparently very prominent. Halliburton building a concentration ( Read more... ) -
"Yeah, I'm okay, I think, just humiliated, thanks"
I can't help but laugh when I think of myself walking down the longest staircase ever, slipping, falling on my ass, and literally sliding down a number of stairs, and being so bewildered at what had happened.
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I could, in fact, see myself being the next Hitler, but with reversed ideals...
The Antichrist
You scored 70% Pride, 80% Envy, 60% Ambition, and 37% Deceitfulness!
You are the Antichrist, a member of the unholy trinity along with The ( Read more... )
