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Apr 12, 2006 21:22

After you die...
the Beetlejuice Waiting Room

After death, you will end up in an overcrowded waiting room sitting beside Beetlejuice. You've been given the number 736 076 827 378 919 023, but they are currently serving number 3. Good Luck.

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noir_mamba April 13 2006, 02:02:24 UTC

I hate waiting.

If I'm gonna burn, I wanna get it done as quikcly as possible

Ah well... razorplay April 13 2006, 04:54:15 UTC

After you die...
Poltergeist

After death, you will become an enraged poltergeist. You will choose not to follow the light, but instead torment whoever happens to co-exist in the same space as you. Your anger will never diminish, but you will find solace in destroying expensive china.

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Re: Ah well... taxine April 13 2006, 05:33:32 UTC

That doesn't really sound so bad...

Re: Ah well... razorplay April 13 2006, 05:39:29 UTC

Yeah I think the ghost question put me there instead of Hell. Some questions were so orientated I couldn't make another choice than the negative one.

Re: Ah well... taxine April 14 2006, 04:34:14 UTC

Yeah, there weren't really enough choices.

I liked this one. fever_head April 13 2006, 12:35:33 UTC

After you die...
Parallel Universe

After death, you will continue to exist as if nothing has ever happened. You will continue to be yourself, but because you are in a parallel universe, some things will be different. You may not have married the same person, you might live in a different spot, but you will be the same person underneath it all and you will continue your life unaware that you ever died.

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Re: I liked this one. taxine April 14 2006, 04:32:44 UTC

That one sounds rather nice.

"[my] life is hell, hell" dianarchy April 14 2006, 05:19:33 UTC

After you die...
Hell

After death, you will burn forever in the fires of hell. Or much more likely, you will be put into a room with two other people for all of eternity. Because hell is other people.

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