Right, I'm sick to the back teeth of hearing about the American election, especially as I don't get a vote, but ...

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I have a Dalek.

More accurately, I have a clockwork Dalek. With a big key to wind it up and an exceptionally cute head.

It goes round in circles and falls off table tops.

( exterminate! annihilate! destroy! )

...yes, I met Morrissey. Well. I nearly did. Well, I didn't nearly meet him at all, because actually, I was standing ten or so metres away. But the point is; I saw Morrissey and I heard Morrissey and now I just might die with a smile on my face after all ( Read more... )

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