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[tawnyfool]

I have a Dalek.

More accurately, I have a clockwork Dalek. With a big key to wind it up and an exceptionally cute head.

It goes round in circles and falls off table tops.

Comments

[pookizegreat]

... merble?

[tawnyfool]

Yes, I admit, it has difficulty with stairs. But that's no barrier to universal domination.

*cough*

Don't mock me and my sad Dalek!love, or else...I'll sulk for a bit.

[pookizegreat]

*bows down to you and your whatserthingit*

[ladyofthelog]

*Jason peeks over my shoulder*

Jason: I WANT ONE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

So, whence came Dalek?

[tawnyfool]

I have no idea where my friends got it, but I intend to find out and buy more. Until I've got enough to carry out my Evil Masterplan. Could probably just search online, I suppose...but why make a cunning plan less complicated?

[aurorra]

Glad you like it hunny bunny,

If you get chance this term do come and visit and I will try and have long trips home to see you and "da crew" in Darlington.

I'll email you soon
xxxx

[tawnyfool]

It is sitting right in front of me, staring at me with its cute little eye, and waving its sink-plunger-arm-thing in a jovially murderous fashion. Itisjustsocute. I may even be killed by the cuteness, I haven't yet decided. The eye! the eye!

[haggis_666]

What an impressive implement of domination! Haighshire could certainly use such a device in its campaign against The Man on the Other Hill!

For the Kiiiiiiiiing!!!

[tawnyfool]

As long as there are no stairs, taking care of a Hill should be no problem for my pepperpot army. I shall send forth troops once I've dispatched the Geordie wankers who got on my nerves at the Morrissey gig last week.

[haggis_666]

Very apt, oh Queen. You continue to proove that fortitude is one of the noblest virtues!

[samenashi]

http://elfwood.lysator.liu.se/loth/z/i/zimzibar/wait.jpg.html

[tawnyfool]

Nighteyes lives, I say.

(Oh, pain and angst return. My poor heart will never recover from what Hobb did to it.)