First Lap :: Introduction [audio-video]

[tawifik_athleet]

[Video turns on, camera lens pointing toward the overcast sky. In from the right side of the video, a blurred white shape quickly descends at the communicator, blacking the screen for a split second and connects with a 'whack'. Light appears again as the lens auto-focuses.]

Why won't this Game Boi-ee wourk!?

[The same thing happens again. Then a

Comments

[baka_jyanai]

... You talk funny.

[tawifik_athleet]

Gah! The video game talks! I'm no good at 'dese kinda games.
Hawoah! RUN LEFT! JUMP! PICK UP POTION! USE ON DENNIS!... Darn.

[baka_jyanai]

... really funny.

[witchoftheweek]

[Totally used to the bizarre]

Read this, if you can.

[tawifik_athleet]

[squints] Thhiiiisss... messsaaaggee...isss....dee-- Too long, no pictures.
[closes message]

[witchoftheweek]

[Congratulations, she thinks you are officially less intelligent than the ice fairy.]

You have been captured, sent to this town, and you can't use any supernatural or abnormal abilities that you had previously.

[voice] 1/2

[tawifik_athleet]

WHAT?!

[big_kitty]

"Game Boi-ee?"

[tawifik_athleet]

Yeah! Game Boi-ee. Ya know, only the hottest game thingy that everyone and their gram-gram wants for Christmas?
I'm so cool, Santa gave me one early!

[big_kitty]

Ah, I see! [Totally doesn't see.] That sounds lovely.

[perpetualstoic]

Fantastic. More retards. What the hell are you babbling about?

[tawifik_athleet]

Where are all these voices coming from? It's louder in my head than usual.

[perpetualstoic]

It's not in your head, idiot.

1/?

[fanassault]

...snrk.

2/?

[fanassault]

...Game Boi-ee! Heheee!

3/3 (i fail at Yukiko's IC lols)

[fanassault]

Ahahahahahahahaaaa! [YUKIKO CAN'T STOP LAUGHING NOW.]

You're... you're so funny, oh my God, hahahaa!! My stomach--heheee.

Re: 3/3 (i fail at Yukiko's IC lols)

[tawifik_athleet]

Ooooh hohohoho-heeheehee! Oh man! Oh. Man. I love that joke.