First Lap :: Introduction [audio-video]

[tawifik_athleet]

[Video turns on, camera lens pointing toward the overcast sky. In from the right side of the video, a blurred white shape quickly descends at the communicator, blacking the screen for a split second and connects with a 'whack'. Light appears again as the lens auto-focuses.]

Why won't this Game Boi-ee wourk!?

[The same thing happens again. Then a

Comments

[Video]

[defendnhills]

[His eyebrows are furrowed in confusion, his mouth in a tight line. He's getting tired of new weirdos.]

[grumbling, mostly to himself]First a dog, now some albino freak?

What in BLU blazes are YOU?!

Re: [Video]

[tawifik_athleet]

Ooo, a cartoon about Cheat Commandos. Sorta.

[Video]

[defendnhills]

[HUFF!] I am NOT cheating at being a commando!

Re: [Video]

[tawifik_athleet]

[indignant about your ignorance] Oh man, it's only the best Tuesday morning cartoon ever.

[notyourpage]

TALK NORMAL DAMMIT!

[tawifik_athleet]

'Dis is alll me, one hundred and nine-tee-eight percent, fo sho!

Just... this, forever.

[dontcallmegol]

Re: Just... this, forever.

[tawifik_athleet]

I don't get it. People keep talking to me from dis box.

[dontcallmegol]

Do you not want them to talk to you?

[tawifik_athleet]

Ah heck no. I'm a peeplepurson, buster!

[u_n_asplode]

[Joins the "I'm just going to stare in bewilderment" brigade.]