Uhh, well, I'm not dead. I don't think. Love? Have you tried to have me murdered again or something? Cause at least I feel alive...

*looks confused*

Dude...where is my Jack Daniel's?

Alright. We're going to Hawaii. Pick up the bags, call the Eagle-Express and we're off. No kids allowed.

*was chased up a tree and then fell out of it onto his head* *is feeling dead*

Mandos Release Form, 3A

NAME: Glorfindel
SPECIES:Elf
PATRON VALAR (if any): Orome :)
DESCRIBE DEATH (include link if applicable): Died in a chat. >X( Fell out of a tree and hit my head hard enough to kill me.

MARITAL STATUS:
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*shakes paw*

*does a double take*

Mun...I'm warning you...

((*cackles*))

*whines* But I don't want to be a puppy!!!

((*smrk* Gofi the Golden Puppy.))

Aww...

Ummm....My wife died....

Uh...shit...*blinks* I'm disturbed. And shi hasn't even tried to get out of Mandos yet. Errr...Where are my mushrooms?

My mun is breaking my hiatus just for tonight to bring you this.

Her new friend is scaring me. ACCCCKKK!!!! She's trying to dye my hair pink and green!!!

And this!

*snorts* Why do all the important events in my life happen in the journals of my mun's friends?

*breaks the mun's hiatus for the night*

AhAHAAHHA!!!

Don't harass my wife nor leaver hir for the Wargs or else you'll end up like Elladan here and become a herm.

>:]

I love me sometimes....

o.O

SAY WHAT?!?!?!!?


He did not just do that. He did not just do that. I swear my son did not run off to Vegas, get married, and then bet our life saving's on the table.

If anyone wants me, I'll be a sitting duck in the kitchen.

o.O

I don't think Erestor could've killed you since that would require hir having a hacksaw, and I've got all of those firmly locked up at the moment....

*waves around a bottle, singing a beer drinking song*

My mun ish good to meh. She give me lotses of beer sinche it was my 6-month anniversary-like thingy lasht week.

*strips off his clothes and does a happy dance*