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[taurof_gondolin]

Uhh, well, I'm not dead. I don't think. Love? Have you tried to have me murdered again or something? Cause at least I feel alive...

*looks confused*

Dude...where is my Jack Daniel's?

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[cysel]

*poing*

DADDY!!!!!

[taurof_gondolin]

Uhh...duh...*squirm*

Hello there, hon...

[cysel]

Daddy daddy daddy I've been a very good girl. I haven't pulled or shredded bro's ears or tail or anything and I haven't touched mom's booze stash though I could've if I wanted to but and I've been eating six small meals a day and getting fresh air and.

*pauses*

Where *IS* mom anyways?

[taurof_gondolin]

Uhhh...good girl, Cy...I'm glad you haven't been torturing your poor brother here...

*thinks hard* Erm...the last time I saw your mother was when we were in Hawaii and well, then shi just disappeared...

[tennis_borg]

we_r_borg. We have assimilated this abandoned journal. Resistance is futile.