For the love of-!  All these old people crawling around is making me itch. At least the Harpy didn't show up, and no howlers so far. Maybe the abnormal beard growth hasn't disrupted Dumbledor's brain entirely. If he'd sent the Harpy a letter about parents day, she would have at the very least sent a howler and a curse.

If anyone needs me, I'll be ( Read more... )

... I hate this damn castle sometimes.

[[Written from a secluded corner of the library. Anyone passing by and spotting him may notice the hairy, vicious book latched on to Dwaynes (luckily) booted foot]]

Finally, almost time to go home back to Hogwarts. I'm glad I started working over the summer or I wouldn't have been able to pay for supplies. Second hand books, cauldron, and the cheapest ingredients/parchment/quills/everything I could find. And I still have a lot of money left over for Hogsmeade visits and other things.

... Need more of that ( Read more... )

I really hate the festival. It takes me almost a half hour just to get down the Alley from the Leaky Cauldron. Sometimes longer. Nearly got fired for being two hours late the first day of the festival >.< some fucking clown shot a confundus hex at me. Shoulda torn his damn throat out.

Though it has been nice. It's not just Diagon Alley that's overly ( Read more... )

Quidditch camp would be lovely. If we didn't have to get up at six in the fucking morning >.<

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<.<
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Team D, wanna start practice a little early today? 8D I doubt anyone would be using the field at 5 in the morning. And I'm bored with no one else awake too. Suffer! \o/

[[Dwayne is having trouble adjusting to having to wake up so early during the ( Read more... )

Well, it's not the best broom, but it's a broom. It's an old Comet, but it's good condition and only cost me a fraction of what I thought it would. It shouldn't be that much of a problem. I'm playing Beater, not Chaser or something. Once I warm up and re-learn the drills it'll be easy pushing to see what this sucker can do ( Read more... )

.... *quiet snicker can be heard through the journal, accompanied by what sounds like a banshee-- It's actually a howler sent by Dwayne's mother after the Pureblood party was crashed ( Read more... )

[[Private
50% Hackable Due to Annoyed Shock]]

*Sets down Daily Profit with a stunned blink*

.....

*Picks it back up and looks at it again, huffs, shakes head and tosses it in fire place*

...  *annoyed scribble that's barely readable*  Encourage them to fight?! For the love of- Mom would kill him! -- and she'd hunt me down and...- *illegible description ( Read more... )

Has anyone seen my jacket? Brown leather, a couple patches on it, one of a leopard clawing the fabric. I haven't been able to find it since I left school, and it's not in my trunk like I thought it was. Here's a photo. Please, if you find it, owl it to me, or floo over.


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"Jomy, your house is defective."
>.<

"Fucking confetti! That was the last of the bacon!"

*Dwayne is most displeased with this colorful turn of event, due mainly to the fact that so much confetti got in his breakfast that he was unable to eat it; the voice post was meant to go only to Jomy, but due to his ire, he accidentally broadcast it to everyone ( Read more... )