13. Thank God, no parents

[tastefulsilence]

For the love of-!  All these old people crawling around is making me itch. At least the Harpy didn't show up, and no howlers so far. Maybe the abnormal beard growth hasn't disrupted Dumbledor's brain entirely. If he'd sent the Harpy a letter about parents day, she would have at the very least sent a howler and a curse.

If anyone needs me, I'll be in the Forest  library studying.

[[First strike is hackable to those who know his mother disowned him; second strike is hackable only to the vampires and werewolves in Hogwarts]]