ATTENTION, MIDDLE-EARTH. ESPECIALLY
YOU.
Since that faithless bitch Beruthiel is never coming back TO FULFILL HER RUDDY WEDDING VOW TO PROPOGATE THE RIGHTFUL THRONE OF GONDOR, I've decided to adopt. Yes, I have. And none of that messy fucking around with black-market babies from Far Harad or anything. If something's going to spit up on my
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