Ahem.
My father doesn't have a journal, so I don't have to worry about Father's Day. Though my adopted kidses better remember it.
And do you know what Daddy Falastur would like, kidses? TO BE BROKEN OUT OF THIS $#^%$*#ING ROHIRRIC INTERNMENT CAMP SO I CAN GO PERSONALLY SET EVERY SINGLE FILTHY HORSEFUCKER IN OSGILIATH ON FIRE.
I don't ask much. Really. Do I?
And do you know what Daddy Falastur would like, kidses? TO BE BROKEN OUT OF THIS $#^%$*#ING ROHIRRIC INTERNMENT CAMP SO I CAN GO PERSONALLY SET EVERY SINGLE FILTHY HORSEFUCKER IN OSGILIATH ON FIRE.
I don't ask much. Really. Do I?