Friday WTF. They kill mythical children's heroes, now?

[abomvubuso]

So... after a very nice Christmas full of presents, your kids wake up today, only to hear the dreadful news...

Russia shoots down Santa’s sleigh near North Pole

Comments

[mahnmut]

I say false flag. To start a WW3.

[htpcl]

So there's really no difference between the Western news and ours, then. Ours always starts with the crime and disaster chronicles on holidays. For example, instead of saying "Hello, this is the second day of Christmas" today for starters, our news broadcast started with the list of fatal road accidents for last night.

Then they proceeded with the horrific story of Santa's demise, of course. Because that's obviously news.

I hope few kids were watching so early in the morning... I shudder to think. That'd be the collapse of our civilization as we know it! Indeed, won't somebody finally THINK OF TEH CHULDRUN!!1!1

[nairiporter]

That must have been on his way back from the kids homes. The evening of delivering the presents was a day ago.

[htpcl]

By the looks of the map, he must've been downed on his way toward the world of kids...
THEN HOW THE HELL DID I GET MY PRESENT? YOU CAN'T EXPLAIN IT!

[luzribeiro]

This is why we can't have nice presents.

[ddstory]

I'm surprised, nay, shocked, that Santa hadn't already installed a stealth technology on his sleigh. C'mon Santa, this is the 21st century! Sorry to say it, but he had it coming.

[abomvubuso]

Yeah, like the Russians didn't already have a stealth-detecting technology. Remember what happened to that bomber over Serbia?

[ddstory]

Ugh, point.

I guess we're now left with the Tooth Fairy.

[luzribeiro]

She's a lying bitch. I know it for a fact.