Friday WTF. They kill mythical children's heroes, now?

[abomvubuso]

So... after a very nice Christmas full of presents, your kids wake up today, only to hear the dreadful news...

Russia shoots down Santa’s sleigh near North Pole

Comments

[ddstory]

I'm surprised, nay, shocked, that Santa hadn't already installed a stealth technology on his sleigh. C'mon Santa, this is the 21st century! Sorry to say it, but he had it coming.

[abomvubuso]

Yeah, like the Russians didn't already have a stealth-detecting technology. Remember what happened to that bomber over Serbia?

[ddstory]

Ugh, point.

I guess we're now left with the Tooth Fairy.

[luzribeiro]

She's a lying bitch. I know it for a fact.

[htpcl]

Someone has had their hard-earned coin denied to them, eh?

[airiefairie]

Hey now, what do you have against fairies!

[luzribeiro]

Nothing! Nothing at all. /backtracking quickly/

[airiefairie]

=)