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Mine:

"When you meet a bear, cover yourself in shit so that the bear won't sense your presence".
"But where do I get so much shit from?"
"Oh, be sure there WILL be shit!"

The Twittersphere is buzzing again! Trump has spoken! And what a word he has invented!


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Awww, that burn'd!

But that reminds me of all those weird hand-shakes Trump has made with world leaders over the last few months.

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Colorado: Hunter claims he was sexually assaulted by a sasquatch

Darrel Whitaker, from Glenwood Springs in Colorado, claims a sasquatch attacked him and attempted to rape him while he was walking in the woods.

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Does it need any comment really?

One thing can't be denied tho'. She'd DROP DEAD gorgeous! ;-D
I bet she was DYING to go to the prom.
And then she was the LIFE of the party. Right?

Hey folks, Yakov Bondovich reporting! Let me see how good you are in detecting the un-Slavic spy! The test could prove a bit tough even for a Slav like myself, I didn't score 100% so let me see how well you'll do!


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