Let's party like it's 1994!

[underlankers]

So, since http://picayuneitem.com/opinion/x2069371885/Get-ready-World-ends-May-21-according-to-radio-preacher the world ends starting May 21st and wrapping up for good October 21st, what are your plans for the Apocalypse?

Mine are simple:

1) Live life
2) Enjoy all manner of wicked indulgence and hedonism, eat and drink and be merry for tomorrow we

Comments

[rasilio]

All I know is that when the rapture hits I'm gonna go get me a big screen TV and an Audi that were conveniently abandoned by our local neighborhood megachurch.

[underlankers]

I know, right?

[yansirramus]

Unfortunately all the Audis will disappear to be replaced by lime-green Volkswagen Beetles.

What? That's not what they meant by 'hell on earth'?

[a_new_machine]

This. A few friends and I have made (super-super back up) contingency plans for post-Rapture looting and pillaging.

[blue_mangos]

I for one cannot wait for Saturday, I've been waiting years to see some assholes get judged.

[blue_mangos]

You're going to be the first one I want to see judged. It's going to be glorious. :p

[underlankers]

I don't know why people take this same guy seriously now. I suppose religion is the perfect vehicle for con artistry, but still.....

[yes_justice]

Do you know how much billboards cost? There are lots of people betting with their wallets.

[fizzyland]

I'm just going to wait for Sunday brunch and the inevitable denials of how we interpreted his prophecy wrong. It would be novel if he refuted Christianity but we know that's not going to happen.

[blue_mangos]

I'm hoping for a Homer Simpson style miscalculation.

[underlankers]

Of course not. That would be making a Montanus out of a molehill. ;P

[htpcl]

I recall us winning the bronze medals at FIFA World Cup '94 (in the US by the way), so in a sense that *was* the end of the world. I mean, rivers of alcohol, fire(works) in the sky, screams and chants, bombs everywhere, people and dogs going crazy... A self-fulfilling prophecy! (Poor, poor Germans, they didn't see that coming).

[underlankers]

Ah. Good point.

[blue_mangos]

Remind me, how many World Cups has America won again?