Let's party like it's 1994!

[underlankers]

So, since http://picayuneitem.com/opinion/x2069371885/Get-ready-World-ends-May-21-according-to-radio-preacher the world ends starting May 21st and wrapping up for good October 21st, what are your plans for the Apocalypse?

Mine are simple:

1) Live life
2) Enjoy all manner of wicked indulgence and hedonism, eat and drink and be merry for tomorrow we

Comments

[blue_mangos]

I for one cannot wait for Saturday, I've been waiting years to see some assholes get judged.

[blue_mangos]

You're going to be the first one I want to see judged. It's going to be glorious. :p

[blue_mangos]

Well you know that I've led an exemplary life of piousness and virtue so I'm not worried at all...

[ddstory]

Oops. I'm screwed.

[blue_mangos]

I'm just hoping for a very benevolent God. With a good sense of humour. And maybe a slight kinky streak so he's enjoyed seeing what I've done.

[ddstory]

Most gods are like that, except for the Abrahamic ones. Really grumpy old dudes.

[anfalicious]

The way I see it if I don't get into heaven then I don't want to be there with the kind of people they will let in.

[ddstory]

If there's anything that could kill the soul it's having boring people around.

[underlankers]

Yes, I for one would be interested in their reaction to a Jewish guy with long hair coming down from Heaven on a white horse, as opposed to a guy who looks like Marvel Thor gone bear.

[rasilio]

Hell if it was Thor I might be more inclined to believe it. At least the Norse didn't try to come up with the ridiculous idea of an omnipotent, omnibenevolent, and omniscient god.

Not to mention their gods were just cooler.

[underlankers]

Bah, Ancient Egyptian mythology is the coolest. How many cosmologies have the world created by wank?

[htpcl]

Or by severe head-ache?

[ddstory]

If it's a spaghetti monster I better have some ketchup handy.