Oh shit man, livejournal.

I just relaized that I haven't posted, or even read anything on this website in over a year. That's weird. In fact, I had to look around a little to find out how to update.

Well, until next year! Hasta luego.

I fell down the stairs and now my arm is strained and I have a giganto bruise on my bum and leg. It is one huge bruise that stretches from my bum all the way to the lower-mid portion of my thigh. I am burning those slippery socks ( Read more... )

Turd, turd

I want to have plastic surgery gone wrong.

Tonight is the finale of the Million Dollar Masters Tournament. I hope Eric form South Dakota wins. He is totally weird, but I love him. Currently he is losing by about 7 and 11 thousand dollars, but I know he can win big tonight and take home the million dollars. Go Eric!

Eric Newhouse

I have power!

I am watching some dude get an ass implant on the discovery health channel.

Is there some sort of surgery where a man can get breast implants to make his chest appear bigger in a muscular way, not a womanly way? Because i swear I saw some dude who had that surgery, but it went totally wrong.

I am still celebrating the gift of freedom.

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I don't get it