my huge bum

[takeitontherun]

I fell down the stairs and now my arm is strained and I have a giganto bruise on my bum and leg. It is one huge bruise that stretches from my bum all the way to the lower-mid portion of my thigh. I am burning those slippery socks.

I had a dream that I went to see a Nickelback concert in Mexico because I won tickets and I knew Mr. Attractive would be there.