Fucking Fuck Fuckity Fuck Fucking FUCK

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Jesus fucking Christ not only have I not left The House all day, but it has been just over a day and a half since I've done a line of anything.

Oh fucking...fuck. I've been slapping my secretary around all day and screaming at Security. I'm glad they've got a thick skin and they know when not to listen to my orders--I told them to keep me away from

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[unpaidpiper]

Actually, I think Tony likes you more now that you've mauled him. He keeps laughing and using adjectives like 'feisty' and 'headstrong'. Your secretary, by the way, is in hysterics, but I managed to talk her down from the chandelier she'd clung to.

Haven't you been taking the Valium? It'll help with the mood swings.

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I want to try to get through the withdrawal without the use of other drugs, but it looks like I'm stuck there. And I have to figure out how to make coffee before the night starts. Fucking machines...

And that son of a bitch laughed at me? 'Feisty' and 'headstrong'? OH is he ever going to learn how to fucking talk to me. He's the guy we just brought on-board to replace Stroiker, right?

[ebony_mask]

Feisty is a compliment.

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I don't care that it's a compliment, it's fucking demeaning. Cats are "feisty". Children are "feisty".

Fucker could have pulled out a thesaurus and saved himself a jaw.

[mr_nygma]

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Don't you enjoy this you bastard.

[mr_nygma]

I'm so proud of you.

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I-

-really?

...Thank you, Eddie. That means a lot to me. You're the only reason I'm doing this, after all.

[dr_liliripes]

Awww.

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