Fucking Fuck Fuckity Fuck Fucking FUCK

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Jesus fucking Christ not only have I not left The House all day, but it has been just over a day and a half since I've done a line of anything.

Oh fucking...fuck. I've been slapping my secretary around all day and screaming at Security. I'm glad they've got a thick skin and they know when not to listen to my orders--I told them to keep me away from

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[unpaidpiper]

Actually, I think Tony likes you more now that you've mauled him. He keeps laughing and using adjectives like 'feisty' and 'headstrong'. Your secretary, by the way, is in hysterics, but I managed to talk her down from the chandelier she'd clung to.

Haven't you been taking the Valium? It'll help with the mood swings.

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I want to try to get through the withdrawal without the use of other drugs, but it looks like I'm stuck there. And I have to figure out how to make coffee before the night starts. Fucking machines...

And that son of a bitch laughed at me? 'Feisty' and 'headstrong'? OH is he ever going to learn how to fucking talk to me. He's the guy we just brought on-board to replace Stroiker, right?

[ebony_mask]

Feisty is a compliment.

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I don't care that it's a compliment, it's fucking demeaning. Cats are "feisty". Children are "feisty".

Fucker could have pulled out a thesaurus and saved himself a jaw.

[ebony_mask]

Whatever you say.

How about "firecracker"?

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Even considering the differences between what I'll allow my peers to call me vs. what I'll allow my employees to call me, just reading that makes me want to cave your teeth in.

So no.

[ebony_mask]

Sounds like foreplay to me.

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What the- what?

Not in the context, no. It's really not.

[ebony_mask]

Maybe not for you.

[mr_nygma]

SHUT UP!

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Oh, Eddie. I'm sure he's just teasing. Don't stress about it.

[mr_nygma]

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Sweetie, it's really fine. You know I'd never leave you.

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Am I going to have to check to make sure the Floor Six Girls still have all their teeth?

[ebony_mask]

That's not a regular occurrence on Floor Six?

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Not particularly, no.

You tend to find it happens more often around my office when I'm in a bad mood.