x009 Today is a good day to die

[taiyaki_plz]

So last night was weird and uncomfortable and oh yeah it sucked but maybe things'll be normal now that I got some sleep. Okay, so let's try this out

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[championess]

Congratulations. You managed to do well the one thing guys can do without making a mistake.

[championess]

Ten years?

[championess]

Who's that patient-

[championess]

Do I look like a nun to you--

[championess]

fin

[championess]

OH FOR FUCK'S SAKE, I'M GOING TO GET THAT DUCTTAPE NOW.

[taiyaki_plz]

I'M NOT HITTING ON YOU I'M JUST SAYING YOU'RE PRETTY AND FUN TO HANG OUT WITH AND SOME GUYS DIG THAT AND I DON'T KNOW WHEN YOU PEOPLE ARE LEGAL IN THE LIVING WORLD BUT TEN YEARS ISN'T THAT LONG IN SOUL SOCIETY GOD PLEASE GET THAT FUCKING DUCT TAPE RIGHT NOW.

[championess]

THEN STOP ACTING AS IF YOU WANT TO JUMP ME, MORON. WHO THE HELL ASKS A GIRL WHEN SHE'S LEGAL?! YOU'RE ALMOST AS BAD AS THE OLD VERSION, BUT HE DEFINITELY WON THE CONTEST THANKS TO THAT STUPID MISTLETOE--

FUCK.

[taiyaki_plz]

I DIDN'T ASK I JUST THREW A RANDOM ESTIMATE OUT THERE! IT'S NOT LIKE I'M PLANNING ON IT OR COUNTING DOWN THE DAYS OR ANYTHING BECAUSE I LIKE SPARRING AT YOU AND I DON'T WANT TO CREEPY YOU OUT AND MAKE YOU THINK I'M LEERING AT YOU CUZ I'M NOT.

GOD FUCKING DAMMIT

[championess]

YOU'RE MAKING LESS SENSE NOW THAN BEFORE, YOUR HORMONES MUST BE THINKING FOR YOU, LET ME GIVE YOU SOME DUCTAPE AS WELL.

[taiyaki_plz]

THANK YOU I APPRECIATE IT.

[championess]

THEN STOP CAPSLOCKING, YOU REMIND ME OF ICHIGO.

fjkdsljdklsa iluguys <3

[strawberried]

HEY.

HAYICHICOMELETMETRAUMATIZEYOU

[championess]

WHAT? DO YOU HAVE SOME RADAR FOR WHEN PEOPLE TALK ABOUT YOU?

CAN I PASS? I PASS.

[strawberried]

I JUST SNEEZED.

NO PASSING

[championess]

HEAVENS, ICHIGO, HOW DID YOU EVER MANAGE TO SURVIVE THAT?