x009 Today is a good day to die

[taiyaki_plz]

So last night was weird and uncomfortable and oh yeah it sucked but maybe things'll be normal now that I got some sleep. Okay, so let's try this out

Comments

[championess]

Congratulations. You managed to do well the one thing guys can do without making a mistake.

NOOOOOOOOOOOO

[strawberried]

I WAS JUST SAYING--THIS STUPID FUCKING CURSE IS MAKING ME TELL THE TRUTH.

lol why are they capslocking

[championess]

WELL DON'T WORRY ABOUT IT, IT'S NOT LIKE THE WHOLE CITY DOESN'T KNOW ABOUT YOUR SEX LIFE ENOUGH ALREADY!

[taiyaki_plz]

Oh please, like he has one.

[championess]

He probably gets laid more often than you do.

[taiyaki_plz]

I don't get laid in negative numbers.

[championess]

Not that I'm interested in how many times you get laid, or how many times Ichigo gets laid--in fact, you guys can go get laid together if you're that competitive--but dude? He probably wins all you've gotten in the last year.

[taiyaki_plz]

Did I get shifted into bizarro world or something?

[championess]

Why, because Ichigo gets more ass than you do?

[taiyaki_plz]

Ichigo getting any ass makes no sense.

[championess]

Well, no, it doesn't. But I rather just not think about it.

[strawberried]

I DO TOO HAVE ONE. YOU JUST DON'T REMEMBER WHEN I TOLFJKDLSA

[taiyaki_plz]

Remember?

Yeah right. Who's the last person you banged?

[strawberried]

Nemu.

FJDSKLFJKSLFJ FUCK

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