Now Ms. Granger shall be singing S&M by Rihanna. at that line i literally did a spit-take. i wasnt even drinking anything and i still did one!! i didnt even know that was physically possible!
I know what you mean. I only vaguely know the song, and it's still one of Talent!Hermione's more WTF ones. It's just a shame she didn't do the remix version, because she could have brought Neville back for the rapping bits.
I now realize I had made the hugiest mistake of my like by ever letting her go in the first place
Hugiest!
I want to know why the author seems to think words like "sees" and "hears" need apostrophes in them.
Annnnnnd I'd bet my meager savings the author has also never had sex, had any one go down on her or given a blow job, because that was a whole lot of yawn and the very generic porn you find in fanfics of authors who've never had sex.
Yeah, "hugiest" gave me a right giggle but I couldn't think of a good joke to hang on it.
Probably the same reason a lot of people think plurals do. Not that I know what that is either.
I get that impression too. Generic is the right word: they could literally be replaced with any two characters with the same genitals and you wouldn't notice any difference. It's like the literary equivalent of doodling on a toilet wall.
The giveaway for me was that even with the first-person narration it looked suspiciously like an outsider POV. That to me doesn't say "writing from personal experience" so much as "writing from what she saw in a porno", because I'd expect someone writing from experience to be more focused on what it feels like than what a notional camera would pick up. A sex scene is one of the worst places to have a POV lapse because the intensity of the situation makes it very, very noticeable when we're not in the character's head any more.
It's like Hogwarts Exposed without the plot. And, to be fair, without the paedophilia, ephebophilia, bodily functions, torture porn and nudist propaganda too. But still with the rape, because this is a mature story for mature people, look, it's got an M rating and everything!
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at that line i literally did a spit-take. i wasnt even drinking anything and i still did one!! i didnt even know that was physically possible!
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Hugiest!
I want to know why the author seems to think words like "sees" and "hears" need apostrophes in them.
Annnnnnd I'd bet my meager savings the author has also never had sex, had any one go down on her or given a blow job, because that was a whole lot of yawn and the very generic porn you find in fanfics of authors who've never had sex.
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Probably the same reason a lot of people think plurals do. Not that I know what that is either.
I get that impression too. Generic is the right word: they could literally be replaced with any two characters with the same genitals and you wouldn't notice any difference. It's like the literary equivalent of doodling on a toilet wall.
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If that is her first time getting tongued -and if he's doing it right- it would be A LOT more intense than that. And the author would know it.
...Though maybe she does. She's awful at description, anyway.
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The giveaway for me was that even with the first-person narration it looked suspiciously like an outsider POV. That to me doesn't say "writing from personal experience" so much as "writing from what she saw in a porno", because I'd expect someone writing from experience to be more focused on what it feels like than what a notional camera would pick up. A sex scene is one of the worst places to have a POV lapse because the intensity of the situation makes it very, very noticeable when we're not in the character's head any more.
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And to top off the stupidity and frustration: a song from a show that I fervently despise...
...great.
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Well, we ARE talking about a ubiquitous television network owned by Rupert Murdoch...
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And by God, this chapter's reiterated the same shit("I'm gonna make Draco regret his idea for a break!") a good THREE TIMES, now!!
The fact that we're skipping through swaths of what are supposed to be these final chapters is more than telling.
There inane twaddle and then there's Hermione's Talent.
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