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szaleniec1000

Hogwarts Exposed Chapter 24 part 1

Sep 08, 2011 18:54

Or, the last chapter. The last chapter of the first fic before things get even worse, that is.

( Hogwarts Exposed Chapter 24 )

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sickbritkid2 September 9 2011, 03:41:14 UTC

Breasts breasts breasts.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ytTVFwoTZHY&t=5m28s

You know you're fucked up when part of a Robin Williams routine is able to accurately describe your mindset...

sickbritkid2 September 9 2011, 03:47:59 UTC

“Last September I would have never believed that I would be sitting talking to you like a sister, both of us unclothed; yet, alone that I’d be about to run the Quidditch Pitch starkers."

Y'know, Neil, lampshading the contrivance of Hermione's Easy Evangelism doesn't make it any less idiotic or disturbing!

szaleniec1000 September 9 2011, 10:46:32 UTC

Like I said before, if the light's too bright a lampshade won't help: it just catches fire and makes things worse.

zenithewonder October 22 2011, 20:38:12 UTC

I'm catching up right now. I've been at college and I feel uneasy about viewing anything even close to Hogwarts Exposed on their Internet ( ... )

szaleniec1000 October 23 2011, 13:54:31 UTC

I'm catching up right now. I've been at college and I feel uneasy about viewing anything even close to Hogwarts Exposed on their Internet.

Perfectly understandable. Welcome back. :)

1. Isn't there a Disneyland/Disney World in Europe? Why do they have to go all the way to Florida? I think the author is just drawing from what he knows.

To be fair, they do go to Disneyland Paris. Offscreen, which is probably just as well: it's bad enough him dragging Harry Potter through the muck without bringing the Disney canon into it as well.

2. Why don't Harry or Hermione look up Cap D'Agde before visiting it? We've already established that Neil's canon has Internet in the Wizarding World, and even if they didn't, I assume it wouldn't be that hard to look it up somewhere.

You'll see me getting more and more frustrated at this blatant idiot balling each time it's mentioned.

scarsofloki November 27 2013, 18:42:09 UTC

“I promise that I’ll make it up to you tomorrow night.”
^ Make what up to him? It's not like she owes him anything.