Comments | szaleniec1000: Hogwarts Exposed Chapter 24 part 1

szaleniec1000

Hogwarts Exposed Chapter 24 part 1

Sep 08, 2011 18:54

Or, the last chapter. The last chapter of the first fic before things get even worse, that is.

( Hogwarts Exposed Chapter 24 )

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sickbritkid2 September 9 2011, 02:56:29 UTC

"Emily is rather a bit of tomboy."

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GXeOlcctd9g&t=6m42s

http://static.tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pub/images/Shive_What_4987.jpg

I mean, seriously, what have we seen that would make us think Emily's a tomboy? Is her hair cut short? Does she talk about stuff that DON'T involve clothes, boys, or sex!?

She's such a tomboy that she's gone full-circle and become girly again!

szaleniec1000 September 9 2011, 10:34:21 UTC

Epic characterisation fail!

sickbritkid2 September 9 2011, 20:19:48 UTC

Indeed, and I've finally found myself the perfect avatar for the moments in this fic where my brain just breaks...

If only I could find some way to upload audio clips without having to use Youtube...

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sickbritkid2 September 9 2011, 03:02:05 UTC

"If it were feasible, Hermione and I would have liked to have been married in some isolated part of Brazil where no one knew us, just the minister and us."

Correct me if I'm wrong, szaleniec, but minister in reference to a preacher/priest is an American term, isn't it?

szaleniec1000 September 9 2011, 10:43:20 UTC

It depends on the denomination. There are some who refer to them as ministers, but the main ones don't. What stood out more was that in the UK you can't get married if it's just the two of you and whatever you call the person presiding over it, but you need two witnesses. They don't necessarily have to know you, but they do have to be there and (well) witness the ceremony and the signing of the register. Maybe you can in Brazil; I don't know and I doubt Neil did either.

sickbritkid2 September 9 2011, 03:27:38 UTC

“Wife. That sounds so fantastic. Ron, do you understand how much I love her? How much I adore her?” Harry said.

"I love her so much that we're completely incapable of expressing our love at anything other than each other's bodies!"

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X7B2v3KapnQ

sickbritkid2 September 9 2011, 03:29:17 UTC

Q.W.CAS

Huh?

szaleniec1000 September 9 2011, 10:45:50 UTC

A call-back to this chapter and particularly this comment regarding the point system he devised for the "Q.W.L.s".

sickbritkid2 September 9 2011, 20:20:39 UTC

Ah...

Of course! My bad...

sickbritkid2 September 9 2011, 03:32:13 UTC

Augh! Who is this limp, codependent wet blanket and what's she done with Hermione Granger?

Well, she changed. OBVIOUSLY!