[There's a faint muttering coming through, a rhythmic five-seven-five syllables, too faint to really catch words (though "depressed" "failure" "dammit" "die" "disgusting" and "trash" seem to be cropping up fairly often). Everything Kid says is coming out in haiku and he can't stand it.
He tired to just keep quiet, but it's depressing and
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[She toots the whistle in questioning. There are no words.]
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Are you quite alright?
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No. It's not really that funny. In fact, it's downright obnoxious; but for some reason... Liz just takes it in stride, and is finding Kid's melodrama downright hilarious.
Eating chocolate might be a vice to a fashionable girl like her, but when you haven't even seen a "fun size" bar in ages, you've got to spoil yourself!]
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I can't tolerate it now [............... seven. Kid makes a pained whining noise.]
... can't stop the haikus.... [DAMMIT FIVE. He's collapsed and twitching and even his thoughts are in haiku and it hurts.]
[The melodrama? It's not from the candy.]
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Are you speaking in haiku? What kind of person speaks in haiku?!
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What kind of person.... haiku...
I can't make it stop
[He is in pain in a way that no one else understands. He's unbalanced and can't fix it]
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What's the matter Kid? Why do you look down?
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Why?! Life is beautiful! ...eth.
Cheer up, could be worse.
You could be Russian.
If you are, then your despair
is totes warranted.
But you could repent!
Embrace freedom and love and
liberty! Be happy!
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and no, I am not Russian.
I'm American.
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nationality to be!
I would know for sure!
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