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☠ 3 VOICE (ENGLISH) 3 ☠

Oct 30, 2010 12:33

[There's a faint muttering coming through, a rhythmic five-seven-five syllables, too faint to really catch words (though "depressed" "failure" "dammit" "die" "disgusting" and "trash" seem to be cropping up fairly often). Everything Kid says is coming out in haiku and he can't stand it.

He tired to just keep quiet, but it's depressing and ( Read more... )

.event: halloween, !america, broke the symmetry, !liz, depressed. dammnit. die., !hikari, !will stanton, !kirika

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( voice; english ) libertyfuckyeah October 31 2010, 02:16:49 UTC

You sound like you're down?
Why?! Life is beautiful! ...eth.
Cheer up, could be worse.

You could be Russian.
If you are, then your despair
is totes warranted.

But you could repent!
Embrace freedom and love and
liberty! Be happy!

Re: ( voice; english ) symmetryguns October 31 2010, 03:51:16 UTC

"Eth"'s not even a word,
and no, I am not Russian.
I'm American.

( voice; english ) libertyfuckyeah October 31 2010, 04:58:41 UTC

AWESOME! That's the best
nationality to be!
I would know for sure!

( voice; english ) symmetryguns November 1 2010, 00:12:46 UTC

I... [indeterminate muttering of a haiku. HE CAN'T DO THIS. IT IS PHYSICALLY PAINFUL AND IF HE KEEPS TALKING IN THESE HORRIBLE UNEVEN SYLLABLES HE IS GOING TO START VOMITING BLOOD.]

( voice; english ) libertyfuckyeah November 3 2010, 04:59:31 UTC

I didn't catch that.
You're gonna have to speak up!
Can't hear your haikus!

[ UNFORTUNATELY, AMERICA IS JUST GONNA KEEP TALKING IN SETS OF 5 AND 7. HOW DOES IT FEEL TO KNOW THAT IT ALL ADDS UP TO 17, A PRIME NUMBER? ]

( voice; english ) symmetryguns November 3 2010, 15:26:17 UTC

[FEELS BAD MAN.

America, you now know what it sounds like when someone vomits blood and collapses into a dead faint.]

( voice; english ) libertyfuckyeah November 4 2010, 00:42:15 UTC

[ yes, sadly. yes he does. but his mind refuses to jump to that conclusion. ]

Hey, are you okay?
You sound kinda sick and stuff.
Refrigerator.

( voice; english ) symmetryguns November 4 2010, 01:00:14 UTC

[Passed. Out. Cold.]

( voice; english ) libertyfuckyeah November 4 2010, 01:01:34 UTC

Hey. Hey. Hey. Hey. Hey.
Hey. Hey. Hey. Hey. Hey. Hey. Hey.
HEY DUDE, YOU OKAY?

( voice; english ) symmetryguns November 4 2010, 01:03:16 UTC

[NO HE'S NOT OKAY.]

( voice; english ) libertyfuckyeah November 4 2010, 01:07:53 UTC

IF YOU CAN HEAR ME
PLEASE ANSWER WITH A GURGLE
OR AN "I'M OKAY."

( voice; english ) symmetryguns November 4 2010, 01:39:42 UTC

[NO ANSWER]

( voice; english ) libertyfuckyeah November 4 2010, 02:34:57 UTC

WAKE UP WAKE UP WAKE
UP WAKE UP WAKE UP WAKE UP
WAKE UP HEY WAKE UP!

( voice; english ) symmetryguns November 4 2010, 15:38:09 UTC

[HECK NO MAN. BLOODLOSS+HORRIBLE HAIKU=DEATH THE UNCONSCIOUS]

( voice; english ) libertyfuckyeah November 5 2010, 20:18:21 UTC

[ don't make him come find you ]

( voice; english ) symmetryguns November 5 2010, 21:09:55 UTC

[This is the best way of making CR ever.]

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