☠ 3 VOICE (ENGLISH) 3 ☠

[symmetryguns]

[There's a faint muttering coming through, a rhythmic five-seven-five syllables, too faint to really catch words (though "depressed" "failure" "dammit" "die" "disgusting" and "trash" seem to be cropping up fairly often). Everything Kid says is coming out in haiku and he can't stand it.

He tired to just keep quiet, but it's depressing and

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[beyondimagining]

[Will had dutifully put the candy to the side to have as a treat later, and so had been completely unaffected by the event. Although he was getting rather concerned about everyone else.]

Are you quite alright?

[symmetryguns]

I -- [He buries his head in his arms and mutters for a long moment. Even if he is stuck saying haiku, he's not going to make anyone else listen to the things.]

[beyondimagining]

Pardon?

[symmetryguns]

[Sorry, Will. You'll just get this sort of pained, pathetic, melodramatic whine of failure.]

[beyondimagining]

[Old Ones were good at many things. Staying calm in tense situations, wielding magic, defeating the Dark, walking through time...

Unfortunately understanding melodrama and emotions was not one of them. All of which explains why Will was extremely confused.]

[symmetryguns]

[Alas, any sort of long-term interaction with Kid will at some point involve melodramatic emotional meltdowns with little to no explanation. Will is just going to have to keep being confused.]