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Autumn is my favorite time of year, it has been ever since I can remember. Nothing picked me up and made me grin ear to ear like stepping out of the house into the crisp fall air, the colored leaves falling on the ground, the whiff of apples and cinnamon drifting from neighbors houses. Fall, I have always maintained, has it's own scent to the ( Read more... )

I want to be an evil overlord! A vile tyrant with people waiting on me hand and foot and cowering before me, sitting atop my throne basking in the glory of my undertakings. I want it now!!!!

a shampoo commercial.
I want nothing more in the world right now than to go home and wash my hair. I would even turn down lottery winnings; I just want to wash my hair!

Odd, huh? But then again no one ever accused me of being normal.

Is anyone interested in attending a Sexy Party next weekend? My friend is having one, and she is an AWESOME host!

So I bought some Coffee-Mate at the store the other day (thankfully it was on sale from nearly $5, to $2), because I stopped buying Starbucks every day. I also stopped buying coffee at the cafeteria at work every morning, because I finally brought in a coffee pot to make my own! And I need creamer. I have been keeping it in the large communal ( Read more... )

Dear Facebook ( Read more... )

http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20090929/ap_on_re_us/us_baby_sitter_backlash_mich  - Big Brother says "No one knows what's better for your children than us."

We came up with a cute pick up line at the bar last night. (Oh and Sarah, I think you should just start posting random questions from the What the Fuck game.)
"I'm not terribly comfortable in my body; I think I'd be more comfortable in yours." ;-)

Just a fair warning that this journal is now going to locked/friends only mode. Most of you that read it are already friends, for anyone that isn't and that I would allow access to read my entries (you know who you are) if you want to continue reading without creating an account that's fine, just let me know.

For those random readers that have ( Read more... )