Oh god, that is all just too awesome! I REMEMBER BEING THERE WHEN THEY SUGGESTED THE FIRST ONE!!! It never stops being funny! Especially since the first time I read it, I derped and read "Scratch my taint." ROFL
What what, Megabutt? I said what what, Megabutt? Dark E in my butt, in my butt? There's dark E in my butt? Okaay.
a thinly-veiled suggestion that Skywarp needs to hit the washracks more often.
Nah, jets need a shit tonne of maintenance, and seekers are vain, so he probably showers lots. The joke is he's just inherently stinky. Blame the vopping.
Maybe it's because I'm an avowed second amendment rightser from Texas, but I just can't understand how the scent of gunpowder and ammunition would be an unpleasant smell. Mmm, let me breathe it in again, Ironhide. I love the smell of napalm in the morning!
But oh, that Knockout strip. BITCH don't you breathe on my paintjob! Thunderblast just entered a whole new league of narcissism, and she didn't cause so much as a blip on that radar.
Megatron Extreme. Because he IS. Look at how tiny little Starscream is in that shadow. He is everything more, everything oversized, everything massive, no matter what angle :) you're looking at. Even his shadow dominates!
I now have to giggle at the idea of Ironhide looking baffled and a little alarmed as tiny Texas ladies try to sniff his hands. Poor 'hide, nothing is making any sense today.
Thunderblast just entered a whole new league of narcissism, and she didn't cause so much as a blip on that radar.
You're boobs won't help you here dearie.
And even if Knock Out was into that, his assistant has a much more generously bosomy chassis. Ho ho ho. Moobs.
Megatron Extreme. Because he IS
That really is the truth too. The longer I watch this show, the more I notice his design in contrast to the others. It fits the aesthetic, but its so different, so sleek and alien, and just OOMPH.
*is still laughing* Okay. Okay. Calm down. Take some deep breaths there, Ram. Deep Breaths. Deeeeeepppppp breaths. Screw this. *goes back to laughing hysterically*
hahahahahahhhhhhokay. Still not done dying here,but shall sacrifice all feeling in her cheeks. To comment. For the greater good.
Bitch, please. Knockout don't need you. He got a nurse with a rack MUCH better, Thankyouverymuch. . I... Have no comment whatsoever for Megabucket over there. In fact, I don't even have words. He stole them. Purloined them, infect. All Decepticonlike, when I was too busy clutching my stomach from the overwhelming ROFLOLOOLOLOLOLOOLLOLLLL. Godamn you, Internet vernacular. It is all your fault.
AHRNHAHDE. You stole Ratchet's line. Only the Ratchman is allowed to say the HOOAH.
Breakdown has one of the best racks in all of Tfdom, any cannon. Bitch just can't compete with them ta-tays.
I argue that Ironhide has good rights to that line. its a buff old soldier of a shout- all bad asses who've earned their stripes may HOOAH loud, and HOOAH proud.
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Oh god, that is all just too awesome! I REMEMBER BEING THERE WHEN THEY SUGGESTED THE FIRST ONE!!! It never stops being funny! Especially since the first time I read it, I derped and read "Scratch my taint." ROFL
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There would have been no warning if that is what she scratched. Just a scream, quickly cut off, and the sound of a buzzsaw.
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I think this last comic is a thinly-veiled suggestion that Skywarp needs to hit the washracks more often.
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I said what what, Megabutt?
Dark E in my butt, in my butt?
There's dark E in my butt?
Okaay.
a thinly-veiled suggestion that Skywarp needs to hit the washracks more often.
Nah, jets need a shit tonne of maintenance, and seekers are vain, so he probably showers lots. The joke is he's just inherently stinky. Blame the vopping.
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But oh, that Knockout strip. BITCH don't you breathe on my paintjob! Thunderblast just entered a whole new league of narcissism, and she didn't cause so much as a blip on that radar.
Megatron Extreme. Because he IS. Look at how tiny little Starscream is in that shadow. He is everything more, everything oversized, everything massive, no matter what angle :) you're looking at. Even his shadow dominates!
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Thunderblast just entered a whole new league of narcissism, and she didn't cause so much as a blip on that radar.
You're boobs won't help you here dearie.
And even if Knock Out was into that, his assistant has a much more generously bosomy chassis. Ho ho ho. Moobs.
Megatron Extreme. Because he IS
That really is the truth too. The longer I watch this show, the more I notice his design in contrast to the others. It fits the aesthetic, but its so different, so sleek and alien, and just OOMPH.
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Okay. Okay. Calm down. Take some deep breaths there, Ram. Deep Breaths. Deeeeeepppppp breaths.
Screw this. *goes back to laughing hysterically*
hahahahahahhhhhhokay. Still not done dying here,but shall sacrifice all feeling in her cheeks. To comment. For the greater good.
Bitch, please. Knockout don't need you. He got a nurse with a rack MUCH better, Thankyouverymuch.
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I... Have no comment whatsoever for Megabucket over there. In fact, I don't even have words. He stole them. Purloined them, infect. All Decepticonlike, when I was too busy clutching my stomach from the overwhelming ROFLOLOOLOLOLOLOOLLOLLLL. Godamn you, Internet vernacular. It is all your fault.
AHRNHAHDE. You stole Ratchet's line. Only the Ratchman is allowed to say the HOOAH.
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I argue that Ironhide has good rights to that line. its a buff old soldier of a shout- all bad asses who've earned their stripes may HOOAH loud, and HOOAH proud.
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lol, Mega butt for the win.
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Megabutts win all the wins.
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