Dear Mr. Dentist;

I'm not smiling at you because I like you, I'm smiling becuase you forgot to rinse off that disgusting polish you put on my teeth. In addition, your tan is fake. I don't know who you think you're fooling. Go threaten somebody else into a submissive flossing routine.

Love,
emily

"I said no more. Franz Liszt had made a pun."

(Every once in a while I feel as if I should put something up here.)

CLEARLY, you're all creative, intelligent, and intuitive individuals. And it just so happens that there's an upcoming event at which you can show off your talents. (on stage or on paper... there will be an art display.) I am more than excited for all of you. Because on March 16th, there is this marvelous event at which you will shine. The catch, ( Read more... )

Tom Gumbleton is one cool Catholic Leader. Seriously, if you're not religios google him, and look at what he does. That's what I want all Catholocism to be about. I wish every Catholic was like Tom Gumbleton. Sometimes I'm pretty sure I'm only "Catholic" because my mother would cry if I weren't. But I wouldn't keep second guessing my religion if we ( Read more... )

AIM is like the gateway drug for computers. Once you install it, your computer can only get slower and virus-ridden.

I really didn't want to think about elections, but things happen. And I have this disgusting feeling that this year's student council elections are going to prove the case of nature vs. nurture in favor of the latter.

Once my sister tried to teach our cat to read.

So I've been thinking about passion. You know what people learn early on? They learn that passion leads to dead ends, dissapointment, and trouble. This is a huge flaw in society. Since most of us have had to sacrifice our passion, we want other people to sacrifice theirs. We want to justify our own downcoming to bringing others to our level. We ( Read more... )

So at work today my co-workers were having a discussion about friends, and people using them. They ended up saying that if somebody calls you all the time, they're a "real friend", and if they just call you once in a while, they're just using you. I feel it is necessary for me to assert that I do not, in fact, use any of you. So I hope that you don ( Read more... )

You know why we don't get half days more often? Because people like me get bored and do stupid things and waste their lives. That's why. Sorry I ruin it for all you decent folk ( Read more... )