This is my new house.


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I made out with Justin Timberlake the other night.

http://a.videodetective.com/?PublishedID=233132


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After every flight, Qantas pilots fill out a form, called ( Read more... )

And just think, if your father wasn't trying to kill me, we wouldn't be here together.

I've never been so fond of attempted murder.

Do you mean that?

Absolutely.

Baby, you say the sweetest things.

Do I look like the kind of person that would join the MuscularTrainingDevelopment.com Myspace?

I left my book at work yesterday, so when I got home I planned on watching a cute romantic comedy...

I ended up watching The Punisher.
And then Kathy Griffin.

We had a very irate defendant calling in on Monday. It's a pretty long, kinda boringish story except for this one part ( Read more... )

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HEY FOUR DAYS AGO!
HAPPY BIRTHDAY DAVIDFACE!