May 11, 2006 17:44
Defendant: I would like to make a court date.
Me: (normal questions)
Defendant: Actually, can you put this ticket in my mom's name?
Me: Um, no.
Defendant: Please?
Me: No, the ticket was issued to you.
Defendant: Please? But...but, please?
Me: No.
Defendant: Alright.
Me: (getting his information to send him his court date)
Defendant: Thanks...oh, actually I have another question.
Me: Yes?
Defendant: Can you run my driving record?
Me: No, you would actually have to get that from the Secretary of State.
Defendant: Oh. Thanks, have a nice day.
Me: You too.
Defendant: Oh wait, I have another question.
Me: Uh huh.
Defendant: What are you doing this weekend?
Me: Have a nice day. *click*
I think I'll keep an eye out for him at his court date.