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[swanchang]

Not a single seventh year has one of these things. Terribly good way to get to know my classmates better, if you think about it. Perhaps they came to people in order to encourage interhouse relations. I've been reading and therefore learning about people in other houses I've ignored for the past, oh, seven years. Very good timing. It's all about

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[bootme]

None of the other seventh years have one, and it does not appear that a single other boy in our house is making use of his, if he has one.

So, you're the sole representative of your year, and I am the sole source of Ravenclaw testosterone.

Somewhat amusing, almost.

[swanchang]

Let's hope, however, that as a result, people don't start to think that all Ravenclaw boys hemorrhage in the name of... a good potion? Or that all Ravenclaw seventh years speak in haikus when bored out of their skulls.

On second thought, both of those images are quite amusing. Maybe it wouldn't be so bad.

[bootme]

Well, if Gryffindor is the brave house, Slytherin is the evil one, and Hufflepuff is the...other one...than we can start convincing them that Ravenclaw is the crazy one.

Complete with random poetry and occasional slips of the knife. Maybe they'd leave us alone, then.

I'm starting to like this idea.

[swanchang]

It's a brilliant idea.

I'll dictate the poems, you write them down. In your own blood, of course.

Fantastic, really.

Imagine how much we'll save on ink.

hi-coo

[pure_nobility]

metaphors are bad

more so than slytherin

a good fool says what he means

haiku.

[swanchang]

Malfoy has snapped.

However, he can still count

All his syllables.

HIGHCOO

[pure_nobility]

Chang, you silly bint

I have far more syllables

than doxies have teeth

haiku.

[swanchang]

Malfoy, you shock me

With the news that your house has

Doxies. Or your hair?