If all goes according to plan, I'll see you guys in five years.

Actual email sent by a classmate regarding an assignment ( Read more... )

I am done

Second year of medical school starts tomorrow. So not ready.
Georgia and Russia are still shootin' each other.

Just spent ~8 hours in the ER. It was about an hour of discussing study-related materials, then it turned into shadowing. Also, and this is the coolest part -- I got to do my first suture!! -- I watched a resident do 2, as he slowly and methodically described the process. Then I did two myself, with him guiding me. It was awesome and I am proud of ( Read more... )

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I have passed the first year of medical school! This means I am a |\ or an "M" depending on if the .'s count for each year ( Read more... )

Best. Birthday. Ever.

I am 21. I left at 1:00 AM to buy a 6-pack of beer from a gas station near the apartment. They didn't card me. I was disappointed. I did get carded the last time I bought a video game. I am confused.

Today I severed a woman's spinal cord. I then scalped her down to the bone. After that, I found an electric saw and sawed through her skull. After removing her skull, I took her brain out.

That is all.