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[surgeonufo]

Today I severed a woman's spinal cord. I then scalped her down to the bone. After that, I found an electric saw and sawed through her skull. After removing her skull, I took her brain out.

That is all.

Comments

[merlinsquill]

So you did make friends with your cadaver!

Yeah, it was funny, my first thought upon reading that was "as an EMT?!" before it sank in. I considered doing EMT training here at Dartmouth next term but decided I didn't really want to have class at 8am every Saturday...

[theearthgoth]

You go to the best kind of school that exists.

[anonymous]

Talk about your posts that could one day be taken wildly out of context!

[ziggyshakepeare]

oh man.

chris, you are so cool.

i hope i'm you in five years.

[alergictomyself]

Interesting that you recently did this. Cause I recently watched that whole "operation" on youtube. Speaking of which, is the texture of the human heart anywhere near the same texture as a turkey breast? Not cooked of coursed.

[alergictomyself]

We haven't taken the heart out yet...we'll be doing that around February.

[alergictomyself]

Well then, when you do get around to doing that, please let me know what it is like.... As creepy as that sounds.