This morning I busted it out, MJ style. Minus the collapsing nose and full size Vegas robot, of course.

Screw guys man, I just wanna dance.

It's weird being home ( Read more... )

Ok Stephanie, you've wallposted insane ramblings on everyone facebook  you know, (and some that you don't know). It's time to do your work.

Or make more meaningless facebook posts.

Hmmmmm?

Life is demanding, without understanding.

I've never counted down to anything before in my life until now, but as it stands:
54 days until I don't have to live with Helen McSmellen anymore!

I wonder how many times she'll shower until then?
Probably 5.

So a little girl walks into the bathroom, and accidentally sees her dad coming out of the shower. Surprised, she asks "Daddy, when am I going to get a penis?"

So he says, "When your mother leaves for work."

Now a lot of people will groan when they hear that joke. But that's only because they want you to think they're better people than they are.

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I think I'm sufficently nauseous.

If another large group of testosterone driven boys who think they're men shake mine or any other door in the hall until it comes off the hinges while screaming indistinctly for full five minute intervals, play basketball on the floor above my head, or chant in unison outside my window, "WHO ARE WE? DATA FALTA GAMMA GYRO PHI! WHAT DO WE LOVE? BEER ( Read more... )

I actually have a lot of work to do.
This is very odd.

Opinion question ( Read more... )