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[supersteph21]

So a little girl walks into the bathroom, and accidentally sees her dad coming out of the shower. Surprised, she asks "Daddy, when am I going to get a penis?"

So he says, "When your mother leaves for work."

Now a lot of people will groan when they hear that joke. But that's only because they want you to think they're better people than they are.

You see, when you tell a short joke like that, it has to be structured a certain way for it to work. You have the set up line, the: "daddy when am I going to get a penis" and then you have the surprise ending that makes it funny.

And in this case, the surprise was that mommy had a job.