The... bouncy, robotic girl grinned broadly and bounded over to Warren. She was wearing a pleasant, cute blue sun dress and was nicely made up.
"I missed you! You've been gone seven hours, thirteen minutes and twenty-nine seconds! Your friend Gwen was here earlier. She gave me a 'makeover', and said it would probably make you very happy!"
Maya gave an adorably admiring sigh and leaned her head on his shoulder.
"I love you, Warren... you're the most wonderful boy in the whole world."
She blinked then, processing Warren's question.
"I don't know. But she made me up very nice and told me to make you as happy as you deserve to be. I explained to her that that's my purpose! And she smiled and left. I think she may have memory problems, though, because she seemed convinced my name was Titties McCleavage."
"We've been through this, Maya. Gwen has a habit of referring to everybody in an abnormal naming pattern," Warren said, chuckling. "People have programming flaws too, after all. Only difference is, it's harder for them to reprogram themselves. So what have you been reading?" he added, changing the subject.
"Welll.... good news is my Dad said yes to the van as long as I don't use it to 'party'," Jonathan said.
And then he made a horrified face. "The bad news is he told me this story about he used to have a party van... and he and my mom used to hang out in it... and... I was apparently conceived in the back of it."
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The... bouncy, robotic girl grinned broadly and bounded over to Warren. She was wearing a pleasant, cute blue sun dress and was nicely made up.
"I missed you! You've been gone seven hours, thirteen minutes and twenty-nine seconds! Your friend Gwen was here earlier. She gave me a 'makeover', and said it would probably make you very happy!"
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"I love you, Warren... you're the most wonderful boy in the whole world."
She blinked then, processing Warren's question.
"I don't know. But she made me up very nice and told me to make you as happy as you deserve to be. I explained to her that that's my purpose! And she smiled and left. I think she may have memory problems, though, because she seemed convinced my name was Titties McCleavage."
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"I got some good news and bad news..."
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And then he made a horrified face. "The bad news is he told me this story about he used to have a party van... and he and my mom used to hang out in it... and... I was apparently conceived in the back of it."
He shuddered. "I so never wanted to know that."
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