The... bouncy, robotic girl grinned broadly and bounded over to Warren. She was wearing a pleasant, cute blue sun dress and was nicely made up.
"I missed you! You've been gone seven hours, thirteen minutes and twenty-nine seconds! Your friend Gwen was here earlier. She gave me a 'makeover', and said it would probably make you very happy!"
Maya gave an adorably admiring sigh and leaned her head on his shoulder.
"I love you, Warren... you're the most wonderful boy in the whole world."
She blinked then, processing Warren's question.
"I don't know. But she made me up very nice and told me to make you as happy as you deserve to be. I explained to her that that's my purpose! And she smiled and left. I think she may have memory problems, though, because she seemed convinced my name was Titties McCleavage."
"We've been through this, Maya. Gwen has a habit of referring to everybody in an abnormal naming pattern," Warren said, chuckling. "People have programming flaws too, after all. Only difference is, it's harder for them to reprogram themselves. So what have you been reading?" he added, changing the subject.
"Not bad, not bad. Sometime I've gotta take you to the library to read through some encyclopedias and dictionaries, just to up your overall knowledge," Warren commented, grinning. "Did the makeover really take that long?"
Again, Maya had that way of making even the most mundane topics sound like the most exciting things ever.
"Gwen tried quite a few looks before decided I looked best like this. She called this 'happy and sweet'. She decided that I wasn't looking as good with 'slutty and trashy', 'innocent and horny', or 'nerdy and begging for it'."
"Ahh. What's wrong with 'nerdy and begging for it'? Oh, never mind. I trust you remember what all of those look like now, yes?" Warren commented, amused.
"Of course! Each one is now committed to my memory banks!"
Of course, other things that were in her programming were bothering her... she had noticed that despite her undying devotion, Warren never seemed to return her declarations of love. She must have been doing something wrong!
"Would 'nerdy and begging for it' make you love me? Because I will do it gladly!"
"Heh. I've been told I can't love anyone, Maya, don't take it too personally. Apparently my programming needs work, too." Warren sighed. "But let's not talk about my internal flaws. Tell me what you register when you see someone's facial expression change."
The... bouncy, robotic girl grinned broadly and bounded over to Warren. She was wearing a pleasant, cute blue sun dress and was nicely made up.
"I missed you! You've been gone seven hours, thirteen minutes and twenty-nine seconds! Your friend Gwen was here earlier. She gave me a 'makeover', and said it would probably make you very happy!"
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"I love you, Warren... you're the most wonderful boy in the whole world."
She blinked then, processing Warren's question.
"I don't know. But she made me up very nice and told me to make you as happy as you deserve to be. I explained to her that that's my purpose! And she smiled and left. I think she may have memory problems, though, because she seemed convinced my name was Titties McCleavage."
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"I didn't read as much as I could, because I spent so much time with Gwen, but I did manage to read issues #1-375 of The Amazing Spider-Man."
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Again, Maya had that way of making even the most mundane topics sound like the most exciting things ever.
"Gwen tried quite a few looks before decided I looked best like this. She called this 'happy and sweet'. She decided that I wasn't looking as good with 'slutty and trashy', 'innocent and horny', or 'nerdy and begging for it'."
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Of course, other things that were in her programming were bothering her... she had noticed that despite her undying devotion, Warren never seemed to return her declarations of love. She must have been doing something wrong!
"Would 'nerdy and begging for it' make you love me? Because I will do it gladly!"
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